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| Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 | | 9:34 am |
Be safe New York
Yesterday morning a 747 and some F-16's flew very low over New York. Buildings were evacuated and the city was in panic as people feared another muslim terrorist attack. Then the State Department issued a statement that it was just a photo op for Air Force One. Way to keep your heads up New York it WAS a muslim terrorist attack. Anyone find it odd that the swine flu outbreak began in Mexico less than a week after Obama's visit. This President is going to be more fun than Clinton for conspiracy theories | | Friday, April 17th, 2009 | | 9:53 am |
There was a day when if the French President called your President an ignorant pussy http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6106250.eceyou'd storm his country (about 10 minutes work) steal his womenz (Carla Bruni - yes please) and build castles to live in and drink his wine. Unfortunately, you have to give the guy a pass when he's telling the truth. | | Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 | | 8:44 am |
Patsy
An old saying in business goes: If your in a room negotiating a deal and after 10 minutes you don't know who around the table is the patsy - then the patsy is you. The others in the room will still be nice to you. After all, everybody can use a patsy. Last week my friends, the patsy was your President and by attrition the whole of the U.S.A. The Pussification of America has reached unfathomable levels. At least France has wine & a truly HOTT!!! first lady. I'm beginning to believe that the last true Americans are in France. Unfortunately, they are buried there. | | Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 | | 8:59 am |
Merry Farkin Christmas
"Don't be cross, Mo!" said the co-worker. "What else can I be," returned Mo, "when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you? If I could work my will," said Mo indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!" | | Monday, November 17th, 2008 | | 2:32 pm |
In completely unrelated news. One of the inserts in my new Playboy magazine offers me 500 free hours in the Playboy Cyberclub. If you spent just 3 minutes looking at each set of da boobies that's like 10,000 sets of boobies worth of free time. I imagine you gotta give up your cc number and then remember to cancel or some crapola like that. Anyways, I'm lookin at the small print and notice that these 500 free hours must be used in 21 days. So, you getz all the free boobies only if your capable of looking at them for 23 hours and 48 minutes per day since there are only 504 hours in 21 days. Damn you Hugh Hefner, you know I'm 44 and don't have that kind of stamina. Oh well, my sweet wife has perfect boobies, that'll do. | | 1:05 pm |
Obama's transition went live weekend before last with a detailed website regarding his plans. It was taken down rather quickly, but just like those pictures of you and the family's goat having a little alone time, somebody somewhere cached it. Here is a fine section: Address Gun Violence in Cities: As president, Barack Obama would repeal the Tiahrt Amendment, which restricts the ability of local law enforcement to access important gun trace information, and give police officers across the nation the tools they need to solve gun crimes and fight the illegal arms trade. Obama and Biden also favor commonsense measures that respect the Second Amendment rights of gun owners, while keeping guns away from children and from criminals who shouldn't have them. They support closing the gun show loophole and making guns in this country childproof. They also support making the expired federal Assault Weapons Ban permanent, as such weapons belong on foreign battlefields and not on our streets. Firstly, the Tiahrt Amendment does not restrict law enforcement's ability to trace gun data regarding firearms used in crimes. In part it reads: That no funds appropriated under this or any other Act with respect to any fiscal year may be used to disclose part or all of the contents of the Firearms Trace System database maintained by the National Trace Center of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives or any information required to be kept by licensees pursuant to section 923(g) of title 18, United States Code, or required to be reported pursuant to paragraphs (3) and (7) of such section 923(g), to anyone other than a Federal, State, or local law enforcement agency or a prosecutor solely in connection with and for use in a bona fide criminal investigation or prosecution and then only such information as pertains to the geographic jurisdiction of the law enforcement agency requesting the disclosure and not for use in any civil action or proceeding other than an action or proceeding commenced by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, or a review of such an action or proceeding, to enforce the provisions of chapter 44 of such title, and all such data shall be immune from legal process and shall not be subject to subpoena or other discovery in any civil action in a State or Federal court or in any administrative proceeding other than a proceeding commenced by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives to enforce the provisions of that chapter, or a review of such an action or proceeding; except that this proviso shall not be construed to prevent the disclosure of statistical information concerning total production, importation, and exportation by each licensed importer (as defined in section 921(a)(9) of such title) and licensed manufacturer (as defined in section 921(a)(10) of such title): I thought this Obama guy was an attorney! Cause it says except to law enforcement for crime investigation in my reading. See, if it sounds good people will believe anything "ZOMG the police can't find out anything about guns ZOMG we need to repeal that" No, Mr./Mrs. American Moron, you need to read it, not listen to political hacks. Actually the Tiahrt Amendment was passed to protect gun manufacturers from civil lawsuits regarding the illegal use of their legal products. Sorta like Ford getting sued because their car was used by a drunk driver to kill someone. Obama wants to put gun manufacturers out of business. Secondly, "Obama and Biden also favor commonsense measures that respect the Second Amendment rights of gun owners, while keeping guns away from children and from criminals who shouldn't have them. They support closing the gun show loophole and making guns in this country childproof." Common sense, like when Obama supported D.C's ban on the ownership of an operable weapon in one's own home for self defense. It is already illegal for criminals to own guns. What are you going to do, make it double illegal? No, you are going to infringe on the non-criminal's legal right to keep and bear arms. The children is another ZOMG throw in to get your support. Who can't get behind that? Well, in most jurisdictions it is allready illegal to allow children access to guns. Additionally, all guns sold now come with trigger locks. Lastly, the assult weapons ban is utter and total nonsense. It seeks to ban weapons that LOOK scarry. Trust me, you will be just as dead if I shoot you with my 12 guage pump as you will me if I unload all 30 rounds from my AR-15 into you. Teddy Roosevelt hunted with a semi-auto rifle. He was a great man. The assult weapons ban is Obama's attempt to start outlawing weapons. Another one of those sounds good things. "ZOMG people have assult weapons, ZOMG let's ban those, I'm scared". Think about it "Assult Weapon". Trust me, if you come through my window you will be met by an assult weapon. Either my handgun or my baseball bat. And you will be assulted. Hell my ex-wife was an assult weapon. Why can't I compromise? Well, I can. There are currently about 20,000 gun laws on the books in America. I'll compromise, lets only get rid of half of them for now. | | Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 | | 9:55 am |
Message to my new OVERLORDS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS MOTHERF**KER I will not go alone so send your best cause I'd love to take them with me. | | 9:49 am |
Good Morning Comrades Welcome to the United Socialist States of America Might I suggest a book to read today. A little book called Das Kapital. If you can't find a copy on Amazon, ask your son's and daughter's, they will be handing them out in school soon for FREE. Because we all know free stuff is the best stuff. Why, because it's free, it grows on trees or something you know free. Everything will be free soon, Everything but Dom, cause you can't have Free Dom when everything else is free. | | Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 | | 1:46 am |
Trust me, I'm not bias. She REALLY is emmm sorta cute. Ok, I think she's beautiful. | | Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 | | 1:02 pm |
Girl, 5 lbs. 13 oz 10 fingers & toes Per Sparklegrrl she's has a dimple and is SOOOOOOO cute. | | 8:36 am |
Update
Yup, its def gonna be today. It better damn well be today, she woke me up at 4 a farkin m and 1) I didn't get any 2) I ain't huntin 3) I ain't fishin and she KNOWS those are the ONLY 3 reasons to wake me up at 4 a farkin m. I'm 4 Diet Cokes 2 Red Bulls 1 Coffee into the day, I gotta get some work done so I can go see my prize for wakin up so farkin early and hardly complaining. | | Monday, September 17th, 2007 | | 4:48 pm |
Baby
So, I am at work and everything is going NUCKING FUTS. Sparklegrrl called at lunch. Kiddo's blood pressure was high and they sent her to the horsepital. They've checked her and its still high and she has alot of protein in her urine. That has something to do wit toxemia or something. She is dialated naturally to 3 somethings. They are admitting her for the night. Tomorrow morning the Dr. will decide to induce or not. (Sounds like he doesn't want to deal with tonight) So, Sparklegrrl is AWOL for a bit and might be a whole lot older the next time you hear from her. Like GILF old. Of course I'll still be a young tart. | | Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 | | 10:54 am |
| | Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 | | 1:08 pm |
Through a comment to my lame attmept at being funny yesterday I realized something that I'd forgotten. I actually have worn BOOTS & SPURS to bed. Ching, ching, ching. Thanks for the reminder friends, I need a chuckle today. And I apologize for the mental image some of you have now. | | Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 | | 12:00 pm |
I don't know what to say!!!
1st - My wife has a whole post explaining how I made an ass of myself. 2nd - Her journal has the conotation that we are both just sex freaks who spend every moment alone going at it like rabbits on viagra. Someone even suggested that we wear our spurs to bed and another that there were actual sparks and a video tape. I don't know about the rest of you, but it has been my experience that things posted on the web usually aren't true. The stark honest journalism in my wife's journal might be too much for the masses. | | Thursday, April 19th, 2007 | | 12:40 pm |
Eat my Shorts
I'll be 43 next month. BUT My wife is a coed. It pays to have a big gun. Jealous yet? | | 11:01 am |
Help Needed
The spoons make people fat brigade keeps mentioning illegal guns in relation to the VT bullshit. Can anyone point me to an article that claims these weapons were illegaly obtained? The damn news postings are such crap on this thing I can't find anything. | | Tuesday, April 17th, 2007 | | 9:09 am |
I am starting a grassroots effort to Ban All South Koreans. South Koreans were responsible for a signigicant precentage of the carnage on our planet in the last 24 hours and must be banned. There is no such thing as the "responsible ownership of South Koreans". This is silly logic. What is sound logic is No South Koreans, no carnage. Please send donations to BASK @ thisismo. Only a small portion of your donation will be used to buy me a new AR-15 for use when only criminals own South Koreans. | | Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 | | 2:13 pm |
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
At approximately 18:00 hours, there will be 3 women in various states of undress in a hot tub behind my house. | | Monday, September 27th, 2004 | | 12:19 pm |
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/9/26/111356.shtml Sunday, Sept. 26, 2004 11:11 a.m. EDT Kerry: I Love My Illegal Chinese Assault Rifle John Kerry blasted President Bush two weeks ago for failing to push for an extension of the assault weapons ban, saying he's never met anyone who wanted to use an AK-47 to shoot a deer. But that was before Kerry admitted in a magazine interview that he owns a Chinese assault rifle. Story Continues Below "My favorite gun is the M-16 that saved my life and that of my crew in Vietnam," Kerry tells Outdoor Life in its October issue. "I don't own one of those now, but one of my reminders of my service is a Communist Chinese assault rifle." The Kerry campaign stonewalled questions on their candidate's illegal gun stash, with spokesman Michael Meehan telling the New York Times only that his boss was a registered gun owner in Massachusetts. Meehan said that Kerry had been unable to respond to questions about his banned weapon because his voice was too hoarse. The Kerry aide refused to return follow-up calls. "It's O.K. for John Kerry to own these kinds of firearms, but it's not O.K. for John Q. Public?" complained National Rifle Association spokesman Andrew Arulanandam, in an interview with the Times. "He certainly owes people an explanation as to why there's a double standard," Arulanandam added, noting that if the top Democrat brought his illegal assault rifle home from the war as a souvenir he could be subject to court-martial. Thisismo disclaimer: Dear potential liberal government hack reader. Thisismo does not own any actual firearms. Any mention of firearms in this journal is merely a lame attempt to titilate the other non-gunowning LJ users with the actual thought that someone on their friends list might actually own one of those barbaric instruments of death. Unlike John Kerry I own no guns or anything else which might be used against a poor burgular whose mother didn't treat him fairly in youth or heaven forbid, against the peace loving Muslim community. Therefore, if John Kerry is elected I recommend that you search his house and not mine in your attempt to confiscate the guns which he owns but I don't. P.S. I just called W and he told me he doesn't have any guns either. |
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